herhmione:

you’re lying if you think minerva mcgonagall didn’t love the marauders to pieces we all know that they were her favorite students we all know she’d let james and sirius get away with little things and let remus off the hook for not having the best quality work the few days around the full moon and make sure peter was always paired up with one of his friends and basically mcgonagall was like the marauder’s extremely strict mother

(via sagihairius)

salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something

helga: shoot

salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols

rowena: what

salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary

rowena: its an eagle

salazar: okay whatever

godric: i dont think uh

salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger

godric: okay dude no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols

salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh

helga:

rowena:

godric:

salazar:

helga: what did you do

salazar: NOTHING

dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

(via pizza)